If you’re like me and have been *obsessed* with Beetlejuice since the first time you heard the opening credits, then get ready to lose your mind. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice is on the horizon, and it’s delivering more than just strange and unusual nostalgia—it’s bringing three brand new popcorn buckets that will make you the envy of every ghost, ghoul, and goth kid around.
The first bucket, which is an absolute *must-have* for any true fan, is a replica of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased. You know, that quirky little guidebook from the 1988 classic that every newly dead person apparently needs? Now, you can live like you’re a freshly minted ghost while chomping on some popcorn. Honestly, who wouldn’t want that?
The second bucket is where things get delightfully spooky. It’s designed to look like Beetlejuice’s grave, complete with the infamous Betelgeuse nameplate (yes, they actually spelled it right this time). And don’t worry, the ghost with the most can’t be contained—this bucket oozes Beetlejuice energy right down to the last detail.
And just when you think it couldn’t get any better, the third popcorn bucket is A SANDWORM. You hate ’em, right? I hate ’em myself!
Warner Bros. has also just dropped a fresh trailer to remind us that tickets are on sale, which means the countdown to September 6 is officially on. Pro tip: You can even snag your tickets while playing Roblox. Who knew?
So, whether you’re in it for the popcorn buckets, the return of your favourite bio-exorcist, or just another chance to see Winona Ryder absolutely kill it on screen, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice is shaping up to be the sequel we’ve all been waiting for. If you need me, I’ll be lining up for all three of those buckets. One is just not enough.
